Shouldn't Oughtta Done That

Regret. ri·GRET. n.

1 : sorrow aroused by circumstances beyond one's control or power to repair
2 : an expression of distressing emotion (as sorrow or disappointment)
3 : what happened yesterday when I returned to the office after lunch time, where I had a craving for some Korean BBQ, and I walked by a place in the complex, and proceeded to stuff myself full of all-you-can-eat BBQ goodness for 90 straight minutes
4 : what I were reminded of as I spent the rest of the afternoon smelling like smoky meats (the chopstick-hand more so than the other)
5 : the feeling I got when I remembered how much carbs and fat (not to mention sodium) must have been in that food, all 3 million calories of it that I consumed at said lunch

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