She's Ain't Worth It

Troy is a long movie. Go and pee before it starts -- I like to go during the trailers, since those can take up to 20 minutes anyway. And Brad Pitt was really buff for this film -- rather inspiring for me to be more disciplined in my lifestyle. The chick, she's pretty, but she's definitely not worth a thousand ships. And is Orlando Bloom in any films without a bow and arrow or a sword in his hand?