Does So, Does Not, Does So ...
You think YOU have stupid arguments? Check these two. (Puts it all in new perspective, eh?)
With extra cycles, this is what my brain conjures up.
Mostly, it wonders about things that people take for granted.
Or that they don't care about wasting time with.
You think YOU have stupid arguments? Check these two. (Puts it all in new perspective, eh?)
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BEN! I just wasted an hour of my life reading through that web page!!! It was actually pretty funny and I found myself reading with a British accent - in my head - which made it even funnier. I felt the need to extrapolate some particularly LOL exerpts:
This is my favorite line of the whole article:
And yet, were I to throw her from a train, they'd call me the criminal.
This list, however, I think that pretty much all women can relate to:
� A Few Concepts Margret Continues To Have Trouble Assimilating:
1. It's possible to stop buying plants. (pillows, shoes, candles) - we all have our obsession.
2. Can you please leave me alone, I'm on the lavatory.
3. Ikea is just another shop.
4. I asked you if you wanted any, I asked you - now stop eating it off my plate.
5. One may have a thought and not say it. This does not make me insular, it merely separates me from you and that mad woman who's always shouting at the pigeons outside the supermarket.
6. They're just nail clippings. Nail clippings must be the most inert thing on the planet, how can anyone seriously have a problem with nail clippings? You might as well freak out with, 'Bleuuuurrggh - helium!' Really - just get a hold of yourself. So you've walked barefoot across the bathroom and you find this has resulted in a nail clipping or two sticking to the bottom of your foot; well, simply brush them off into the bin - they're just nail clippings.
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