Need an Ark

Help, help! On account of the inclement weather, they've issued flood warnings for the Bay Area because of the terrible storm we're having! Oh, please please please somebody save us! All this downpour from above, wind gusts that will carry you away like Mary Poppins!

Please, Californians, it's just rain. Just keep driving, morons.

(Not a great day to have my left headlight out anyway.)