Extra Parts

What are man nipples good for? I had this deep discussion with a friend over IM.

We only came up with one thing: they hold our shirts a little away from our bodies so our clothes don't stick to us when we're working out. Quite ingenious, I suppose. But then, sadly defeated by Nike's snugly fitting Dri-FIT shirts.

Actually, they are (men nipples, not Dri-FIT) also good for being "eyes" if you want to draw a face on your belly.

Okay, two things. But only two, we could come up with.