Hold That Thought

Sometimes there are things I'm glad I didn't say.

We have two urinal stalls in the men's washroom at work -- one at normal height, one at shorter height. The IT guy (nice guy) walked in before me and took the regular one, and I was stuck standing at the kid-sized urinal. And for a short moment, while we were peeing side by side, I thought about making a comment about the shorter urinal.

But my brain stopped me (thankfully) before I said, "Man, I always get stuck with the shorter one."