Tick Tock

I think my biological clock is ticking. Or maybe I'm just imagining it, because I would expect my biological clock to be digital by now, and digital clocks don't really tick. So maybe the ticking is something else. Hmm.

Anyway, my biological clock is ticking, and it's wanting me to settle down a little. But my career's not ready for it, and by the same token, all my pieces aren't ready yet either. You think I could maybe put it on hold? Then, maybe it could give me one of those pop-up calendar reminders.

[bling] "You are getting old!"

And then I'll click on "Snooze until 0 hours before getting old."

A biological alarm clock. That's what I should get. Say, do they sell those at Costco?