How Many Ways ...

pound itHere's a little news about some court action. So, how many puns can we make out of it? A friend and I came up with a few.

Yeesh, think he's "doing justice"?
"Here comes the judge!"
Talk about "pounding the gavel".

Now you.


Ben said...

It's where naughty lawyers go to beat the system.
Oh, I thought it was the long arm of the law?
Wow, that was a really hard case.

Okay, I'm stretchin' now.

Van said...

how bizarre. how could he have focussed on the case if he was pumpin' away there under his desk?

Ben said...

Maybe he was also pumping them for information?
"No, sir. Please, put your hand on the Bible to swear in."