Such recent talk of weddings -- we're at that dreadful age ("no pressure, no pressure") -- and I think I have made a quick tally of typically incurred expenses.

Brides get
(1) engagement ring
(2) bridal dress
(3) other dresses for multiple changes
(4) choice of flower arrangements
(5) venue selection.

Grooms get
(1) rented tuxedos for him and his groomsmen
(2) rented limo to pick her up in
(3) the bill.

And that's just the first day of your lives together!