I'm drunk again. Not drunk to the point that I forget all that's happened to me tonight, or that I'm drunk beyong control and have lost a fine tuning muscle control. But I'm drunk enough to use it as an excuse if I do something stupid. And knowing so, I tend to allow myself that courtesy to do things more stupid.

I've consumed enough alcohol to render my judgement of the road and traffic illegal. I know that they would not appreciate smelling my breath when they pull me over and I roll down the winder. Of course, I have a designated driver (as all responsible adults should) and I'm can spend my energy bloggin to you instead of trying to avoid the median on the highway at 80mph.

Good night.