Where are all my online friends? My Trillian is looking rather sparse, and it's too late to start doing laundry tonight. So, with my brain's extra cycles, I ponder ...

Whenever I'm in the washroom at work, standing at the urinal, the same question seems to pop into my head. Where and how should I direct my pee in the urinal, so as to minimize the splash and splatter? Not only the splatter that could possibly come back at me and my pants, but also to minimize the splatter to the inside of the urinal itself. In short, the smoothest fluid flow. I have a few approaches on this so far.