I'm Santa
I didn't realize this, but ... well, I'm Santa. Consider the following clauses (see what I did there?) in the popular song, "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" and how I fit in:
I'm making a [guest]list,
and checking it [at least] twice.
I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice [from all your blogs].
I see when you are sleeping [on IM],
I see when you're awake [on IM].
I know when you've been bad or good [on Facebook].
Maybe this is just a roundabout way of telling you to be nice to me.
4 comments:
Dude. You post about your non-loose pants - TAUNTING us to comment... Then you post this. Mean mean mean...
What are you talking about? I'm not taunting you to comment, I'M commenting.
And golly, I hadn't even put those two together: the weight gain and the Santa transformation. I'm like Tim Allen in that movie which had two unfortunate sequels.
You ARE "transitioning"... When did you start using the word "Golly"?!?!? :P
I only started when I realized what a splendid word it is. I mean, it really is swell!
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