It's Come to This

It's come to this: I no longer have any need for belts.
All my loose pants now stay on without needing belts.
My gym membership card now has a thin layer of dust on it.
Similarly, my waist now has a thick layer of fat around it.
This just won't do. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
I blame Taiwan, but we all know the blame lies squarely on me.

1 comment:

James said...

Especially the amount you pay for your gym membership, you should really use it more often