I'm Santa

I didn't realize this, but ... well, I'm Santa. Consider the following clauses (see what I did there?) in the popular song, "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" and how I fit in:

I'm making a [guest]list,
and checking it [at least] twice.

I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice [from all your blogs].

I see when you are sleeping [on IM],
I see when you're awake [on IM].

I know when you've been bad or good [on Facebook].

Maybe this is just a roundabout way of telling you to be nice to me.


lem-n-ada said...

Dude. You post about your non-loose pants - TAUNTING us to comment... Then you post this. Mean mean mean...

Ben said...

What are you talking about? I'm not taunting you to comment, I'M commenting.

And golly, I hadn't even put those two together: the weight gain and the Santa transformation. I'm like Tim Allen in that movie which had two unfortunate sequels.

lem-n-ada said...

You ARE "transitioning"... When did you start using the word "Golly"?!?!? :P

Ben said...

I only started when I realized what a splendid word it is. I mean, it really is swell!