I'm Santa

I didn't realize this, but ... well, I'm Santa. Consider the following clauses (see what I did there?) in the popular song, "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" and how I fit in:

I'm making a [guest]list,
and checking it [at least] twice.

I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice [from all your blogs].

I see when you are sleeping [on IM],
I see when you're awake [on IM].

I know when you've been bad or good [on Facebook].

Maybe this is just a roundabout way of telling you to be nice to me.

4 comments:

lemnada said...

Dude. You post about your non-loose pants - TAUNTING us to comment... Then you post this. Mean mean mean...

Ben said...

What are you talking about? I'm not taunting you to comment, I'M commenting.

And golly, I hadn't even put those two together: the weight gain and the Santa transformation. I'm like Tim Allen in that movie which had two unfortunate sequels.

lemnada said...

You ARE "transitioning"... When did you start using the word "Golly"?!?!? :P

Ben said...

I only started when I realized what a splendid word it is. I mean, it really is swell!