Me Against The World

You ever get the feeling that the world just wants to sh!t on you? I just put my laundry in the dryer (at the apartment laundry facility) last night and stepped out to the car. I heard a huge splat behind me and a slight tickle on the back of my head. I turned around, and on the ground were two white splatters. I looked up the tree behind me, and could find no winged culprit.

Therefore, with the evidence presented, I could only conclude that some diety out there is just having a giggle with his/her latest prank on me.