Just Kicking It

Turns out a friend (let's call him L) messaged another friend (C) something that sparked the following:

C: L just IM'd me "u'r a cutie"
Me: Do not pick up the soap.
C: if i drop my wallet, I'm kicking it home.

I could just visualize him kicking his wallet down the street, the way us kids could kick that same rock on the way home from school. This was the funniest damned thing I've heard for a long time.