What's in a Name?

I was watching a film with Chevy Chase in it, and happened to look up his bio on IMDb when I came across his real name: Cornelius Crane Chase. Yeah. No wonder he changed it.

And that discovery got me to wondering ...

What first names could you name your kids that would set them up for a childhood (in North America) of taunting and misery, just because of it?

I suppose a few examples could be:
Billy Bob (m)
Bertha (f)
Amadeus (m)
Gretchen (f)

Now you contribute.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

Gaylord Falker.