Best Valentine's Day conversation overheard (by me)

I step into a random restaurant on rue Mouffetard in Paris on Valentine's Day evening, and am seated beside an American couple. I make eye contact perhaps just once (and unintentionally), but I have the pleasure of eavesdropping on their chat.

"Oh, this [escargots bourgogne] is so delicious. I love this sauce."
"You wanna marry it?", she asks without much emotion.
"No, honey, I'm going to marry you. You got dibs."

I thought it was over, but he gave it a brief afterthought and added:
"I'm going to have an affair with this sauce, though."

5 comments:

Momcy said...

Are you for real? Do people talk like this in Public??!!

Nk said...

HAhAha, that's awesome. :D

Dreamer said...

AWWW~~~ So cute!!!

Cash Register said...

Must be messy...but good nonetheless.

Kevin said...

hilarious.