Ants on Diets
Hmmm, do you think ants are attracted to low-calorie artifical sweeteners? Like, if you left an open packet of Equal or Splenda out, would they go for it? I dunno, the thought just crossed my mind in the shower one morning.
With extra cycles, this is what my brain conjures up.
Mostly, it wonders about things that people take for granted.
Or that they don't care about wasting time with.
Hmmm, do you think ants are attracted to low-calorie artifical sweeteners? Like, if you left an open packet of Equal or Splenda out, would they go for it? I dunno, the thought just crossed my mind in the shower one morning.
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Speaking of ants, I just got my NASA Space-Age Gel Ant Farm. http://www.antworkstoys.com/
Now I'm waiting for the ants to arrive.
Uh ... seriously? You're buying yourself an ant farm? Sorry, how old are you again?
And I don't care if it's got space-technology blue gel with lights on it; it's still a bunch of ants. If you want ants, come over: we have some in the office and a few at my place. I'm sure we could spare you a farm's worth.
Clearly, I missed out on a few things as an adolescent...
I didn't have an ant farm either, but I don't feel like I missed out; there's something about keeping a tub full of creepy-crawlies that just doesn't tinkle my bell, kna'mean??
But yes, when your ants start tunneling, send up a photo or something! I will admire from afar.
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